January 11, 2018

If My Cat Could Talk

Dad can I eat that?


Dad when is mom coming home?

Dad do I have a booger up my nose?

Do I really need to get out of bed?


Mere mortals worship me.


Dad I don't think you should get up yet.


I like my new bed.


Worship me human.


And I helped.

Really mom....how about a little privacy.


The sunscreen is in the kitchen.


I am only 17 years old.  I can vote next year.

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