January 11, 2018

If My Cat Could Talk

Dad can I eat that?

Dad when is mom coming home?

Dad do I have a booger up my nose?

Do I really need to get out of bed?

Mere mortals worship me.

Dad I don't think you should get up yet.

I like my new bed.

Worship me human.

And I helped.

Really mom....how about a little privacy.

The sunscreen is in the kitchen.

I am only 17 years old.  I can vote next year.

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